Fuhgidabowdit

(album: G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) - 2000)

[LL Cool J, Redman & Method Man:]
Get the fuck out of here, I'm LL Cool
Soaking wet with bad bitches in the indoor pool
Yo what am I, an animal?
'Cause I bagged your's too
One bad mooley, nigga you can't school me
I'm the G.O.A.T., what I wrote cause fire and smoke
To think I started on the choir singing solo for the pope
Tell your mama please, get up off her knees
You can't wear yellow spandex with a ass like cottage cheese
Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens
Toes Kriss Krossed like she on J. Dupri's team
Bunyon you're sitting up like beach balls in the sand plus
A mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand
Who the fuck let you in, all my assistants are fired
Now I'm looking for some washed up rapper that I can hire
You know some old school nigga with a bit of attitude
Pay him $1500 to fuck a girl in an interlude
You say I'm souped up, well, soup is good food
So what I scratch my nuts? How the fuck is that rude?
For soul glowing, afro picking
S-curl hating, Jamaican rum sipping
Kid I'll burp on your girl buttcheeks
'Cause honey had my nuts like two red beets
I'm bananas, out of my fucking mind they won't let me back in
'Cause I was down before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Stan Staziak
Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs
The top rooster plucking, chickens when I'm clucking
WWF stands for "when and where we fucking"

[LL Cool J:]
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[Redman, LL Cool J & Method Man:]
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
I'm like Menace II Society
I roll through the drive-thru like Kane
Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and Daytons too
See my boys down the ride crack patience too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel down
Macaroni and cheese Timbs broke out the orphan house
Transporting out, the poison in 'em
Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners
And them niggas that ran
My goal's to get 'em
With the heat seeking flow with, fo' antennas
Doc's Da Name, that's why y'all fuck with me
I'm pocket change, the bums don't fuck with D
Inject the venom, car note inspection sticker
Check the pen, I write like a X was in 'em
Teeth gritting, I brawl with a major league mitten
Where the stash at, punk?
Yo, yo, and he taking me with him

[Redman:]
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Yo, Fuhgidabowdit
Ayo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit
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Yo dog, Fuhgidabowdit
Yo you heard, Fuhgidabowdit
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Yo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit

[Method Man & Redman:]
Yo, this be a Cool J function, music get my blood pumping
Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to something
Who owe me something, them niggas in the back fronting
They rocking cuffs and, put the eight up, repercussion
You know my name, so there's no need for introduction
I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me nothing
Bitch I'm grown, puffin on that one and bone
Bet me and Queen Bee be swinging 'til the honeycomb
Backs get blown, trash get thrown
In headlocks, from this view, I'm fucking Star Jones
I'm red hot just like candy, in '95 won the Grammy
Yo, we use it as an ashtray now
Niggas can't stand or understand me, yeah
Either or, funky headhunter wild comanches with shitty draws
What's that shit, what shit, that shit on your lip
I can't smoke with ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip

[Redman Method Man:]
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Yo, what the fuck, Fuhgidabowdit
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Ayo dog, Fuhgidabowdit
Bitches can't stand me, Fuhgidabowdit
Still pulling down her panties, Fuhgidabowdit

[DMX:]
The shit I see every day brings tears to my eyes
How I holla at my niggas brings ears to my cries
Stick niggas for nodding off, then teach 'em something
Bitch niggas talking 'bout you from the streets you fronting
I never liked you, and you, I don't know
So what the fuck you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon' go
Mano a mano, whatever nigga, I'm gon' dust you
If you can't take that ass whooping, I'm gon' bust you
Talking to you like a lil nigga 'cause you is
But don't forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids
Faggot niggas got the nerve to wan' know why I rob
You guys are living phat while everybody else'll starve!
That pretty shit is lame, fuck what your name hold
Break a nigga off something, watch a nigga gain fo'
Now you laying somewhere cold, stiff as shit
And all that riffing shit, mens will get you hit, bitch

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