Coming Soon To A Bar Near You

Sun will be sinking in an hour
Downtown will be kicking on the power
Neon, all night long
They'll be taking all the chairs off the tables
Lining up bottles by the label
Tabs open, all the way 'til closing

And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sipping on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissing a stranger
After tossing back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breaking in two
And they're coming soon to a bar near you

They'll be cracked right down the middle
Trying to numb the pain just a little
Barely hanging on, dressed up like nothing's wrong
And you might not recognize them
They'll do their best to disguise them
Yeah, they'll fool you good everywhere you look

And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sipping on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissing a stranger
After tossing back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breaking in two
And they're coming soon to a bar near you

Pour all the brokenhearted one more round
In every red light city and every stop sign town

And there'll be one in the corner by the bathroom
Sipping on something extra strong
There'll be another one by the jukebox
Playing a forget about you song
And one will be kissing a stranger
After tossing back a few
Every five minutes somewhere in the world
There's another heart breaking in two
And they're coming soon to a bar
Oh, they're coming soon to a bar near you