Jolly Ol' Redneck

Christmas day, my friends and me
We headed out to a holiday party
Something strange it caught our eye
A streak of red fell from the sky
Had us stopped dead in our tracks
An old truck camaro-red and jacked up
Oh, and sitting inside
Was a man I swear I recognize
He said...

Hey y'all, wanna go for a drink
I've had a night like you wouldn't believe
About time for me to blow off some steam
Get out of this red suit and throw on some jeans
I swear I been around the world
So let's go do some two step and crank up some love
Tonight's the only night a year I get
To be a boondocking, honky-tonking, jolly ol' redneck

What matters, hey, if I'm telling the truth
He seemed a little crazy but he sure looked cute
In those boots, his long beard was white as snow
And he lit up like a Christmas tree, when we said "Let's go"
We pulled up, we walked right in
And every single eye locked on him
He said...

Hey y'all, someone pour me a drink
I've had a night like you wouldn't believe
About time for me to blow off some steam
Get out of this red suit and throw on some jeans
I swear I been around the world
So let's go do some two step and crank up some love
Tonight's the only night a year I get
To be a boondocking, honky-tonking, jolly ol' redneck

Let's top one notch
Sing anything but another Christmas song
Put away the milk, I'm drinking Patrón
Be as naughty as you like, I left the list at home

Hey y'all, raise your drink
If you found a little something sitting under your Christmas tree
I never would've believed I'd be sitting here drinking with old red suit
Come on, I know you been around the world
So let's go do some two step and crank up some love
This year tonight's the only night you get
To be a boondocking, honky-tonking, boot-stomping
Beer-chugging, party-rocking, jolly ol' redneck