Black Mags

(album: The Greenhouse Effect (A.K.A. The Greatest Mixtape Ever!) - 2008)

[Don Cannon:]
Greenhouse Effect Volume 1!
Asher Roth!
Don Cannon!

I got the fresh bowl cut.
Curly blond locks.
LA Gears light up when I walk.
Floss.
And my Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls match my He-Man lunch box.

I got the fresh bowl cut.
Curly blond locks.
LA Gears light up when I walk.
Floss.
And my Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls match my He-Man lunch box.

Overall, probably say I was an 8.
Only 'cause I was running a slightly bit late
For my first day of first grade with Ms. Smith.
Who sat across the way, was the chick Meredith.
The hottest girl I knew at the age of 6.
Bow matched the shoes. Shoes matched the dress.
I'm an anxious kid. So, this is dangerous.
Start sweating, getting nervous, feeling strange as shit.

Now it's lunchtime, I'm drinking milk.
Brain starts to panic, room starts to tilt.
I'm feeling nauseous, stomach doing flips.
Then up comes my lunch right on to Meredith.
A little on her lap, more so on her black shoes.
"Sorry, " I said "Couldn't wait until the bathroom."
"I feel so bad, how do I make it up to you? Can I pick you up on my bike after school like... "