Store Frontin' (Skit)

(album: MA_DOOM: Son Of Yvonne - 2012)

What's going on, P-Dux?

Ain't nothing fly, How you doin'?

I'm good, I'm just coming from the city trying to get this part time job at MacDonalds, but they ain't hiring. Telling me I'm not qualified.

That's what's up. You seen the game last night?

Yeah, man. Earl Monroe scored a triple double.

Oh my God, he was awesome last night.

A triple double or a double triple?

Oh, yo, look at nigga big head coming up the block right there.

Oh shit, ain't that Yvonne's son?

Shouldn't ya'll be out looking for jobs instead of hanging in front of the store harassing little kids?

Oh my god, the little bastard, he is his son.

What? What you say you little big head little...

Yo, get out my face.

You better watch your mouth, boy.

Take your ass home boy before I put a foot in your back.

You better not touch me.

Get over here.

Smelling like beer.

Get your lil' big head ass out of here.

Hahaha.

Your mother!