The Missed Connection Section Of The Lindeville Gazette

(album: Ashley McBryde Presents: Lindeville - 2022)

For all you lovebirds out there, this is What the Fuzz Radio
And now the brand-new hit, straight off the press, guys
Here is "The Missed Connection Section of the Lindeville Gazette"

You were wearing a sparkly top
At the Food City, Tuesday night
I saw you grab a case of beer
How'd you know I only drink Bud Light?
Well, I got avocados
And I know you got some limes
What you say maybe me and you
Make a little guac sometime?

Man seeking woman
Twenty-five to forty-four
Cool if separated
Even better if divorced
I didn't catch your number
So I'll give you mine
Man seeking woman
Who won't tell his wife

I felt your eyes burning through me
All the way down aisle three
Felt your strong arm brush against me
When you reached for them beans
You must be making nachos
I know I'm not yours, but
I got some jalapeños
Boy, if you wanna spice it up

Woman seeking a man
For just an hour or two
Don't have to be the Hilton
That SuperCab will do
If you're free on Thursday
Well, I ain't doing nothing
Woman seeking a man
That won't tell her husband

(Never done it like that before)

Man seeking woman
Woman seeking a man
Just a low-down distraction
From a pawn shop wedding band
When you ain't getting any
You get it where you can
A man seeking woman
Woman seeking a man
Man seeking woman
Woman seeking a man