Glory Hole (Skit)

(album: Knowing Is Half The Hassle - 2003)

[Geek:] ...history, history, I love history
[Bully:] AH, you're here in the boys' bathroom, good. You're actually a little early.
[Geek:] Sorry, I'm very punctual, sorry...
[Bully:] ALRIGHT GET OVER HERE, ya little GEEK!
[Geek:] Oh no, you're forcing me into the stall!
[Bully:] That's correct!
[Geek:] Oh no, you're sticking my head into the toilet water!
[Bully:] That's precisely what I'm doing! HAHAHAHA
[Geek:] And now you're flushing, oh God, it's so embarrassing!
[Bully:] And now let me tell you what I'm gonna do...
[Geek:] No...
[Bully:] I'm gonna smash your head into the side of the stall...
[Geek:] Oh, you wouldn't!
[Bully:] ...until it goes all the way through the stall...
[Geek:] All the way though?
[Bully:] ...leaving a glory hole.
[Geek:] A glory hole?
[Bully:] And then you're gonna go around to the other side, and I'm going to stick my cock anonymously through the glory hole...
[Geek:] Oh...oh no...
[Bully:] ...and if it doesn't get sucked, I don't know what I'm gonna do.