MC Chris #1 With The Ladies

(album: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition - 2007)

This one's for the ladies the crazy honey babies
The cuties with the booties that drive all the homeboys crazy
At the mall Arby's sauce on my lapel
I'm chilling at the perfume counter so I can smell
Their intoxicating breezes bring on wheezes and sneezes
Have me over for dinner and introduce me to your nieces
I fall pieces cause I fall in love five times a day
My name is MC Chris I bag for you like a Frito Lay

MC Chris #1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris #1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

Amazing the act of mating or masturbating
If you're not dating I'm waiting for you to call
Name is MC Chris and just like Lauren Bacall
Put your lips like so and blow cause I'm right down the hall
Cause I'm like Popeye to Olive Oyl
You know the old saying a watched pot ain't gonna to boil
Cause I spoil my ladies, cause I love them so much
Every morning at one we have a champagne brunch, word up

MC Chris #1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris #1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies

I'll take you back home and feed you some soup
Rub your feet real nice that's the straight up poop
And don't make me pay a price you'll get a leg and a boot
MC Chris gets girls with charm no the Armani suit

Above and beyond the call of dookie
Name is MC Chris in the back row of the movies
Or in any place that's dark but of course not Central Park
Cause a lover not a mugger's what I want so lets embark
On a dirt bike made for two holding hands like retards at the zoo
A foot long frankfurter on me and now you spew
Cause you found a fingernail and your face turned blue
Doctor Feelgood's on duty there's no need to boo-hoo
(MC Chris #1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies
MC Chris #1 with the ladies
Got you foaming at the mouth like a dog with rabies)
Word up baby MC Chris in the house I got the styles that make you smile
Oh yeah You know I'm like that cause I'm crazy ass phat

MC Chris he's so fly

I heard he's loving all the ladies
He said he loves only me