Radio Beach

(album: Jimi Sharp: Man Of Mystery - 2007)

Swimming naked down at the oasis
I'm the piranha biting my friends' faces
I crawl right out and back in again, then I dry off in the desert wind
Who the hell are you and why are you here?
Would you like to sit down?
Would you like a beer?
Would you, could you in a shoe?
Yes, that's fine but not with you
Hey

"I can't feel my legs," she said
"That's 'cause they're not there," I said
I go to the pond at the Radio Beach, is where I sing and swim and play with the leeches
Who the hell are you and why are you here?
Would you, could you in a shoe?
Yes, that's fine but not with you
Hey
I've got a fish stuck in my head
"I told you 'bout the time that I lost the world"
"The time you were down just because of a girl?"
"Yeah, but I'm cool now, I recovered fast"
"You mean you're all better now and it's a thing of the past?"
"Uh-Huh!"
Who the hell are you and why are you here?
Would you like to sit down?
Would you like a beer?
Would you, could you in a shoe?
Yes, that's fine but not with you
Hey