Beer Don't

(album: Dangerous: The Double Album - 2021)

Map dot, southern rock, buckshot, stop sign
Grizz packed, mantle rack, channel cat, trot line
Pipes ain't Bristol, but they pretty loud though
'Round here the sun goes down slow
But beer don't

Home base, that's the party spot at the Walmart
2nd base in the parking lot at the ballpark
Sweet cherry pie slice in the boondocks
Skillets and the engines and the women stay hot, but

Beer don't start nothing, but the party
Beer don't taste half as good in the city
Beer don't buzz with that hip hop, cuz
But it damn sure does with a little nitty gritty
Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday
Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way
We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar
People got their own opinion about how redneck we are
But beer don't

Big boss on ya back 'bout to get a cuss out
Scopes off, low shot, didn't lay the buck down
Baby says, "Bye" and it down right breaks ya
Hey, just remember when you think the world hates ya

Beer don't start nothing, but the party
Beer don't taste half as good in the city
Beer don't buzz with that hip hop, cuz
But it damn sure does with a little nitty gritty
Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday
Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way
We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar
People got their own opinion about how redneck we are
But beer don't
No, beer don't

One beer, two beer, three beer, four
There's twenty more of 'em behind the fridge door
Five beer, six beer, seven beer, eight
You can keep count, but I'll tell ya who ain't

Beer don't start nothing, but the party
Beer don't taste half as good in the city
Beer don't buzz with that hip hop, cuz
But it damn sure does with a little nitty gritty
Beer don't bust its ass Monday to Friday
Beer don't wanna sit in a glass, so slide it my way
We might drink way too many of 'em at the bar
People got their own opinion about how redneck we are
But beer don't

No, beer don't
Yeah, beer don't
But beer don't