Reaper vs. Sheep (Kenko Version)

[Romanized:]

Saikin Karada achikochi itai
Sono Ue chō nemutakute tsura I
Megasameta-ra-gai wa mō kurai
Kon'na no muri kenkōde itai

Ya know this sounds like a chance!
You need to learn to relax
Let's take a moment to chill
And write ourselves a "health rap!"
You can give it a rest
And I can live a bit longer...
Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!

Kenkō rappu nante niawanai
Datte shinigamida yo tte nigawarai
Demo riaruna tsurasa ni wa kanawanai
Son'na kon'nade kekkyoku karamawari

Calliope-chan, listen!
It's really not hard
Maybe I'm not a pro
But I know just how to start!
Here's the advice I can give
Make sure you eat and you sleep
These are the basics to live!
Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!

Mā nantoka narukara meshi kuou
Haragahetta-ra meshi kuou
Mō nemutaku nattara soku neyou
Nemukunakute mo yoru neyou

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don't eat me, don't eat me, I don't want to die

Mā nantoka narukara meshi kuou
Nemukunakute mo yoru neyou
Peace!

Chottomatte yoku kangaete
Watashitachi tte mujundara ke ne
Datte nande haishin shi teru no
Kon'na-jikan ni natten no?

You can wake up in the early morning, catch me live!
A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive
So get "sheep-y," not sleepy, you can watch from anywhere!
My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!

Mā sore wa oitoite
Kenkō wa tokitoshite
Jiseishin ga aru ka nai ka daiji ni naru yo ne
Baransu no ī shokuji
Sore dake de shōri
Ato wa choppiri no undō ga yakuyoke

But I don't wanna go out!
I'd rather stay inside all day...
And guys, if mutton's on the menu
Can you please stay away? ♡
I don't wanna die, Calli!
I just wanted to play
With you and all the Watamates
So, guitar solo "OK?"

"Kore de min'na kenkō, medetashi." Ni wa naranai tte
Mukau saki wa tengoku tenju mattou shi chatte
Damedame watashi wa shinigami-sama
Yaru koto naikara shitsugyōjan

But that's exactly what'cha want!
You can take a vacation
It's a win-win for everyone, so just have patience
We can live a long time!
You can rest all you can
That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!

Mā nantoka narukara meshi kuou
Haragahetta-ra meshi kuou
Mō nemutaku nattara soku neyou
Nemukunakute mo yoru neyou

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don't eat me, don't eat me, I don't want to die

Mā nantoka narukara meshi kuou
Nemukunakute mo yoru neyou
Peace!

Eat or die
Sleep or die
Eat or die
Sleep or die

Wa tame senpai, sorosoro nerujikandesu yo

E ~, ima kara haishinda yo
Chotto soko no potechi totte!

You should listen to this song again, Watame senpai

[Japanese:]

最近カラダ あちこち痛い
その上超眠たくてツラい
目が覚めたら外はもう暗い
こんなの無理 健康でいたい

Ya know this sounds like a chance!
You need to learn to relax
Let's take a moment to chill
And write ourselves a "health rap!"
You can give it a rest
And I can live a bit longer...
Eating right and sleeping lots can make you way hella stronger!

健康ラップなんて似合わない
だって死神だよ・・・って苦笑い
でもリアルなツラさには敵わない
そんなこんなで結局空回り

Calliope-chan, listen!
It's really not hard
Maybe I'm not a pro
But I know just how to start!
Here's the advice I can give:
Make sure you eat and you sleep
These are the basics to live!
Break it down with Reaper and Sheep!

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
腹が減ったらメシ食おう
もう眠たくなったら即寝よう
眠くなくても夜寝よう

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don't eat me, don't eat me, I don't want to die

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
眠くなくても夜寝よう
Peace!

ちょっと待ってよく考えて
私たちって矛盾だらけね
だってなんで配信してるの
こんな時間になってんの？

You can wake up in the early morning, catch me live!
A sunny start to your day is what you need to survive
So get "sheep-y," not sleepy, you can watch from anywhere!
My streams are long and exciting, I better see you guys there!

まあそれは置いといて
健康は時として
自制心があるかないか大事になるよね
バランスのいい食事
それだけで勝利
あとはちょっぴりの運動が厄除け

But I don't wanna go out!
I'd rather stay inside all day...
And guys, if mutton's on the menu
Can you please stay away? ♡
I don't wanna die, Calli!
I just wanted to play
With you and all the Watamates
So, guitar solo "OK?"

「これでみんな健康、めでたし。」にはならないって
向かう先は天国 天寿全うしちゃって
ダメダメ私は死神様
やることないから失業じゃん

But that's exactly what'cha want!
You can take a vacation
It's a win-win for everyone, so just have patience
We can live a long time!
You can rest all you can
That is the perfect way for us to just increase our life-spans!

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
腹が減ったらメシ食おう
もう眠たくなったら即寝よう
眠くなくても夜寝よう

Eat or die, sleep or die, which do you like?
Don't eat me, don't eat me, I don't want to die

まあなんとかなるからメシ食おう
眠くなくても夜寝よう
Peace!

Eat or die
Sleep or die
Eat or die
Sleep or die

わため先輩、そろそろ寝る時間ですよ

え～、いまから配信だよ
ちょっとそこのポテチ取って！

You should listen to this song again, Watame senpai