Calipack

(album: Shadow Writing - 2022)

I'm a Cali' pack blazer, blazing every flavour
Drum and Bass raver, loads of bad behaviour
Fanny flap shaver, big rusty razor
She'll have a shock when I zap her with the taser
Warning, danger, red lightsaber
Night vision goggles, infrared laser
I'm a hater, headtop decapitator
Do yourself a favour, headbutt a alligator
I'm a pasta masturbator, parasite eradicator
Fuck a faker, I will kill a perpetrator
I'll see you later, I'll make you meet your maker
I'll make a milli' then I'm flying to Jamaica
That's a chemtrail, that's not vapour
Your lungs are being poisoned, that's major
I told them all before, "I'm the saviour"
If you don't believe me, make a wager
I've been doing it since Sega
Raiding Delsym, Vega
Alex the Kidd and Tomb Raider
Now I'm making money, I can buy an acre
I'm an NFT trader, Blockchain data
Alien invader, holographic simulator
Psychedelic painter, used to be a skater
My brain's a calculator, now I need to count the paper
I'm making bread, I'm making dough, I'm not a baker
Don't be stubborn, take the tip, be like a waiter
Alexander, he was great but I'm greater
Piss me off, I'll rub your face into a grater
I'm a sunsetting gazer, alpine glacier
Backpacking nomad, travelling to Asia
I'm at one with nature, chilling in Malaysia
Living off grid, solar powered generator
Chakra activator, copper tongue scraper
Ascended master, third eye illuminator
Crystal oscillator, celestial equator
Your pineal gland's a partial accelerator
Originator, creative innovator
Astral aviator, kill a crazy hater
I make 'em bleed just like a radiator
I terminate their traits and leave 'em on a ventilator