Dark And Evil Joe (Bonus Track)

(album: M3 - 1999)

"Hello"
"Yeah, ah Joe there"
"This is Joe"
"Yeah Joe I'm a call up about the leads"
"The Leads?"
"Yeah you got an ad in the paper"
"Yeah"
"You want someone to play leads, for your, for your metal band?"
"Ah, yeah"
"You want singing leads?, guitar leads? What all kind of weed leaves, I got all kind of leads, What you need? "
"Umm, Ahh Guitar Leads"
"Guitar Leads, Ah I can do that, I got some turntables we can do that, Why don't you tell me a little bit about your band"
"Ok, um, I don't think you'd fit the bill"
"Why don't I fit the bill?"
"Um"
"You ain't even ever heard me play, and y'all motherfuckers say I don't even fit the bill, Hold up Joe"
"Yeah Joe Listen here, man what the fuck, Ima come down and play some leads for your metal band"
"You don't even know where I'm at"
"Well hold up 'g' just turn a motherfucker away from calling up your ad saying 'You don't fit the bill' what's Up with that?"
"Because my friends wouldn't ah want ya in the band"
"Your friends don't want me in the band, Why is that?"
"Hold up go on and say it, you got an ad right here saying you want a motherfucking black band"
"Its not, it's black like evil and darkness"
"I can be evil and darkness... Hold up, want me to kick some rhymes for ya?"
"Motherfuckin devil come down on your street, Gonna kick your
Fuckin ass, gonna stab you in your fuckin neck, Joe, Now what would you think about that? I can play some motherfucking leads too and Scratch a few I'll scratch your motherfuckin eye out Joe, with my fuckin, like a long god damn fingernail too, I'll scratch your motherfuckin eye out"
"What did you call me for?"
"I called about the motherfuckin leads, you got an ad here in the paper, you want a black metal band, I a serious musician, I got equipment, I got all that fucking shit, I got a van, Ima put them equipment in"
"Well"
"I'm an evil motherfucker, I'm an evil motherfucker, Joe, You know that?"
"Really?"
"Yeah, fuck yeah, I done shot a motherfucker, that's evil, know what I'm saying? I bet you ain't shot shit, shot your motherfuckin load in your hand Joe, I'm an evil motherfucker Joe"
"What kind of bands do you go see and hang around?"
" I don't hang around no motherfuckin bands, fuck all of them, I'm the motherfucking best"
"You don't go out to see any of the local bands at all?"
"I heard that fucking Mushroomhead and all that Bullshit, that's Bullshit"
"I don't listen to Mushroomhead, I listen to Black Metal Bands
Like Burzum... Darkthrone, Mayhem... Stuff like that"
"Yeah that's evil, that's cool, yeah you talkin about, I'm down with the Devil, Joe, Down with the motherfuckin devil Joe, he got his tail in my hand right now Joe"
"Alright"
"He's gonna have a horn right up your motherfuckin ass in about a minute"
"Why"
"Cause your Fuckin with me Joe"
"How am I fucking with you?"
"First you tell me you don't, your dudes don't want me in the band, and then you don't even give me no reason, you say you don't want me in the band, saying I Aint Evil, You don't know motherfuckin evil, Joe, Records ain't evil Joe"
"What isn't evil"
"Your records ain't motherfuckin evil, I's evil, They call me the evil motherfucker where I come from"
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from the eastside, You ever been to my neighborhood? I'll show you motherfucking evil, why don't you come down, bring your boys with ya too, I'll show you motherfuckin evil"
"Where"
"East 72nd Saint Clair"
"I don't hang around that kind of area"
"Ya, Damn right you don't hang around that motherfucking area, You know why you don't hand around that area? Cause the evil motherfuckers around that area, Joe and you just a punk, You Punk bitch Joe"
"Im a White Boy"
"Ya, I can tell you a white boy, You a White Punk boy, What the fuck you doin putting an ad up for a black band if you motherfuckers white"
"Well haven't you ever about Black, A style of music known as Black Metal"
"Yeah, I've heard of black metal, yeah, yeah, yeah it's been done a million motherfucking times before"
"When it says black it don't have nothing to do with black people"
"Right, Why the fuck you trying to throw them out the game, you don't want no chocolate in your vanilla what's up?"
"Its not the same, it's not the same black. Nothing to do with black people, black as in Darkness and Evil"
"Yeah, Yeah, Evil and Darkness Joe, Like I'm saying, motherfuckin devil coming down on your ass, Motherfuckin devil gonna stab you in your fucking neck joe, You understand what I'm saying?"
"Hes on my side"
"Yeah, he on my side Joe, I Shot Motherfuckers, You Shot Motherfuckers Joe?"
"No because ah, I lived in a Suburb"
"You Lived in a Suburb, um hum"
"Yeah, As an only Child"
"You Lived in a Suburb, Mom and Dad bought it all for you ain't they? See you talkin about and all this stuff, you know what Joe, fuck you, your band sucks."