1-900-2-Compton

(album: Efil4zaggin - 1991)

Oi motherfucker,
Get yo' motherfucking hands off me motherfuking police officer,
Ei you bullshit,
Fuck that shit man, I'm tired of you motherfuckers getin us always getin bust on, motherfucker, shit. Always tweakin man.
Just get in the motherfucking cell and shut the fuck up.
Shit man, I'm tired of you motherfuckers always fuckin with me all the time man, I'm tired of this shit man. I'm gonna call my bitch, she gonna come get me up out this motherfucker, ei, what you smiling at in the corner nigger? Shut up and pass me a cigarette foo'. Man i'm telling you my bitch gona come get me up outta here.
[Phone Ring]
Hello?
Hello.
Leroy?
Bitch this ain't no motherfucking Leroy, ei i'm in motherfucking jail, you better come get me up outta here, it's me baby wassup!?
First of all I ain't yo' bitch, Second of all I ain't comming to get you out of (ahh fuck that ) motherfucking nowhere, motherfucker.
Fuck you.
Fuck you!
Fuck you.
Ai, to ai, you betta come pick me up from this motherfucker, thas all I know. Ei ei what you talking bout phone check nigger, you betta wait your turn foo'. Ei come get me up outta here baby, thas all real. Ei, if you don't I just get my other bitch to come get me, fuck it, I just drop you, fuck it.
[Music]
Yo' wassup niggers and niggettes. If you ever have a problem like this don't call that broke ass nigger you got, and don't call that sorry bitch that don't give a fuck about you anyways. What you need to do is call 1-900-2-Compton (well all right!).
1-900-2-Compton, thats 1-900-2-Compton. This show was sponsered by the niggers that don't give a fuck.