FRIEND ZONE

(album: SLUMBERLAND - 2021)

Shorty wanna fuck me but I'm too insecure
I don't even really know what for
Bad bitch and she's outta my league
Shit like this just doesn't happen to me
I'll put myself up in the friend zone
Wishing that we weren't really friends though
Shit, I ain't tripping over no one
I better watch my step though

It's a shame that you're too bad
I can't imagine all the problems I'd have
With everyone wanting what's mine
I'd rather give up and not waste time
'Cause one right move and you'll get swept
Off your feet and you'll expect
A happy ending and obsessed
But there's no fairy tales left

We ain't compatible and I'll prove that
Nice guys finish last and it's true that
You're better off with somebody that's a douchebag
But I'm sure that you knew that

Shorty wanna fuck me but I'm too insecure
I don't even really know what for
Bad bitch and she's outta my league
Shit like this just doesn't happen to me
I'll put myself up in the friend zone
Wishing that we weren't really friends though
Shit, I ain't tripping over no one
I better watch my step though

You're a ten at least and I'm a six at best
I got you chasing me, that shit is pathetic
I cracked a couple jokes, I got you in my bed
I gave you phone to charge and took the couch instead
'Cause I'm your only friend, I'm not your only fan
And I don't really wanna hit, bitch did you hear what I said?
Shit I approached you as a homie and I'll stick to the plan
You arch it up and throw it back but I'll just stick to my hand

But maybe I don't wanna fuck 'cause when I fuck I always fuck it up
Diamond in the rough but girl for me you are not rough enough
Everybody runs as soon as I decide to open up
And you don't need a guy who's problem solving when

Shorty wanna fuck me but I'm too insecure
I don't even really know what for
Bad bitch and she's outta my league
Shit like this just doesn't happen to me
I'll put myself up in the friend zone
Wishing that we weren't really friends though
Shit, I ain't tripping over no one
I better watch my step though