Out In Space

(album: King Of The Moon - 2023)

MoonRock, the future of moon mining technology

Do you ever think about the future?
All of the exciting new technology
The terrifying wonder of humanity
(You know, there are many exciting career opportunities out in space)

Seems like everybody has debt these days
Have you thought about how you might get that paid
Opportunity is waiting for you
Out in space

There's lots of jobs on the moon
You could pay off those student loans
You won't keep pushing a broom
You could be a president or CEO

Out in space!
Fortunes every day out in space!
Explore the frontier out in space!
Things are probably fine out in space!

Nouveau gold rush out in space!
The end of history out in space!
Freedom is alive out in space!
The answers that you need are out in space!

You don't want to stay down here on Earth
Radiation in the air and the dirt
Microplastics in the drinking water
Commies brainwashing our entrepreneurs

You can travel to space
Meet new people
See the stars
Experience life
And get paid the whole time!
Yes, that's what you get when you sign an indefinite term work contact with MoonRock the industry leader in moon mining operations

Listen, nobody's perfect, right?
If you could change anything that you like
About yourself, moving to the moon can help you
(Do you wanna see a free movie, kid?)

It's about space!
Make your mom proud every day!
Just sign, I wouldn't lead you astray!
You can even own your own place!

Find god or whatever out in space!
I hope you know you're gonna get laid!
Infinite happiness awaits!
Unconditional love out in space!

Out in space!
Finally control your own fate!
No free handouts it's a race!
Work is freedom no escape!

I'll tell you what I'm told about space!
It's a living to recruit the human race!
I've never really been up to the base!
10 sign-ups a day out to space!

Welcome to the album, what you've just witnessed is our hero, Push, being wooed into immigrating to the moon by a smooth talking recruiter for a lunar mining company called MoonRock. What could go wrong with that.
So he signed a contract without reading it, packed his bags, and boarded the first United Industries ship to the moon to work on the final frontier.
Aboard the ship, as he looks out at the universe, he begins to contemplate the fortune, fame, and reputation he's sure to acquire as one of the first humans to boldly move to a colony... out in space.