The Disgaea 6 Complete Musical

(album: Random Encounters: Season 12 - 2022)

["Never Stop"]

[ZED:]
Every inch of me's broken and bruising...
Beaten bloody cause I'm constantly losing
My rotten brain wants to run, but my scarred heart
Knows dying is easy, and living's the hard part

A king, a princess, plus a Prinny that blows up...
A Prism Ranger and a witch with a glow up...
We're not a lot, but we're more than a freak show
I'll die a thousand times, but I'll do it for Bieko

I'll Never stop training!
Never stop trying!
Never stop fighting!
Never stop dying!

I'll never back down
From the battleground
And I'll always come back
For another round!

[IVAR:]
You talk a big game, but your tactics are lacking
And guts won't cut it once that monster's attacking...
I've never met a crew with so few D-Merits!
You could bribe a Bill with Mana, but I doubt you can spare it...

[ZED:]
You think I'd falter from a few feeble scorns?
You mess with Zed, and baby, you'll get the horn!
I won't give up no matter what the obstruction
Don't doubt me throwing down with the God of Destruction!

[MELODIA:]
I'll never stop singing!

[MISEDOR:]
Never stop bribing!

[MAJOLENE:]
Never stop cringing...

[PIYORI:]
Never stop vibing!

[ZED:]
I'll never back down
From the battleground
And I'll always come back
For another round!

["The Love Song"]

[MELODIA:]
LOVE IS LIKE ARMOR
TOUGH AS A SHIELD...
LOVE IS A WEAPON
THAT ANY CAN WIELD!
LOVE IS A MIRROR
REFLECTING YOUR LIGHT...

[PIYORI:]
DOES LOVE, PERCHANCE
HELP US WIN IN A FIGHT?

[MELODIA:]
"I'm getting to that."

LOVE IS THE REASON
YOUR HEART STARTS TO THUMP
AND ALL YOU CAN HEAR
IS THAT BIG OL' "BA-DUMP!"
LOVE IS OUR GUARDIAN
ANGEL ABOVE...
THAT GOD MAY DESTROY US
BUT NEVER OUR LOVE!

LOVE IS A POTION
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK!

[ZED:]
LOVE IS A FOUR
-LETTER WORD... I THINK...

[MELODIA:]
LOVE IS THE MUSIC
YOU HEAR IN YOUR HEAD!

[MAJOLENE:]
AND SING TO WHEN YOU'VE GOT
THE HOTS FOR POOR ZED!

[MELODIA:]
"I am about THIS close to making this a solo!"

[PIYORI:]
LOVE IS A FIGHT SCENE
THAT SETS HEARTS ABLAZE!

[MISEDOR:]
LOVE IS IN THE INTEREST
YOUR SAVINGS BOND PAYS!

[MAJOLENE:]
LOVE IS LIKE LEARNING:
THEY BOTH TAKE SOME TIME...

[IVAR:]
LOVE IS A... THING...
THAT MAKES OTHER THINGS RHYME!

[ZED:]
"Sit down."

[MAJOLENE:]
LOVE TEACHES STUDENTS!

[PIYORI:]
AND GETS YOU HIGH RATINGS!

[MISEDOR:]
LOVE IS A BAAANK VAULT
WITH SOLID GOLD PLATING!

[MELODIA:]
LOVE IS A PRINCESS
KISSING A FROG!

[CERBERUS:]
LOVE IS THE REASON
THAT I AM A DOG!

[MELODIA:]
LOVE IS THE ANSWER;
THE TREASURE WE SEEK!
LOVE IS PURE MAGIC
DEAR ME, DO YOU REEK...
A ZOMBIE. A RANGER
AN OLD HAG. A KING...
AND A PRINCESS THEY LOVE...
...AND SHE LOVES...

...TO SING!

["Everybody Needs More Money"]

[MISEDOR:]
I've been thinking of our problem
All the failures and the flaws
And I've found us a solution to our woes!

Though these many mortal missteps
Have demoralized our cause
We've a power that our foes cannot oppose...

[PIYORI:]
"Justice...?"

[MISEDOR:]
"MONEY!"

Everybody needs more money
Cause money makes the world go 'round!
All I gotta do is splash some cash
Or flash a thousand pounds!

Chucking bucks amok's my power!
Capitol, I can supply!
When your party's pretty poor and your money is no more
King Misedor... is just your guy!

[ZED:]
"Gold doesn't win wars, moron-"

[MISEDOR:]
"It's Misedor."

[CERBERUS:]
"Money has no use to the God of Destruction. You might as well burn it."

[MISEDOR:]
"No, that That cannot be!

Everybody needs my money
Cause money's all I have to give!
If I am deprived of spending, I've
No reason left to live...

Take a little loot for later!
Bag a bit of booty, please!
I'm your royal, loyal lender, so spend my legal tender!
Misedor... is on his knees!

["Might Makes Right"]

[PIYORI:]
Prisms unite! There's an evil rising
But justice will prevail!
And when we destroy the God of Destruction
We'll send him straight to jail!

Colors of the rainbow
Lend your prism powers!
And all we can trust is that winning is justice
'till victory is ours!

[CHORUS:]
ULTRA CHROMA POWER SQUAD PRISM RANGERS!

[PIYORI:]
Walking the line between rude and illegal!

[CHORUS:]
ULTRA CHROMA POWER SQUAD PRISM RANGERS!

[PIYORI:]
Walking the line between rude and illegal!

[CHORUS:]
ULTRA CHROMA POWER SQUAD PRISM RANGERS!

[PIYORI:]
Shoving our justice up criminal b-hole!

No tactic's off the table
To win our righteous fight
So listen up, kids
Cause might makes right!

[MISEDOR:]
"Parents, you might want to skip ahead. This song is a baaad role model for children!"

[PIYORI:]
Criminal scum's all I eat for breakfast
While taking a bite out of crime!
We'll punch every face just in case injustice
Is standing by, biding its time!

Villains will be vanquished!
Deadbeats, meet your doom!

[MELODIA:]
-while I don't mean to quarrel, this sounds slightly immoral

[PIYORI:]
-but worth the ratings boom!

[CHORUS:]
ULTRA CHROMA POWER SQUAD PRISM RANGERS!

[PIYORI:]
Beating up evil wherever we find it!

[CHORUS:]
ULTRA CHROMA POWER SQUAD PRISM RANGERS!

[PIYORI:]
Stomping out wrong and the people behind it!

Harbingers of the heinous
Are ours alone to smite!
Mercy is moot
When might makes right!
When might makes right!
When might makes right!

["Magnificent Majolene"]

[MELODIA, MISEDOR, AND PIYORI:]
MAGNIFICENT MAJOLENE'S ON THE SCENE!
TEN THOUSAND YEARS OLD, BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A TEEN!
TRANSFORM INTO A MAGICAL GIRL!
SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING WITCH IN THE WORLD! TWIRL!

[MAJOLENE:]
"Ugh!"

[MISEDOR:]
"Okay, now you try!"

[MAJOLENE:]
"Forget it! I won't be caught dead doing something so sickeningly saccharine!"

[PIYORI:]
"Well, you'll end up dead in that costume either way if you don't."

[MAJOLENE:]
"Ohhhh... This is an affront to witches everywhere!"

[ZED:]
"Less talking, more twirling."

[MAJOLENE:]
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT A WITCH OLD AS I
COULD BE REDUCED TO THIS MESS?
TO A MINI-SKIRT WEARING
AESTHETICALLY DARING
LITTLE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!

TEN THOUSAND YEARS SOMEHOW LED ME TO THIS:
A LIFE OF ETERNAL SHAME...
THESE DEBASEMENTS I DEIGN TO
ARE LEAVING A STAIN THROUGH
THE MAGIMAGE SCHOOL'S GOOD NAME!

[MISEDOR:]
SURE, IT LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN WRECKED

[PIYORI:]
AND YOU'RE STUCK FOREVER LOOKING THIS WAY...

[MELODIA:]
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WON'T BE SEEN WITH RESPECT

[MELODIA, MISEDOR, AND PIYORI:]
WHEN WE BEAT DOWN THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION TODAY!

[MAJOLENE:]
"You really mean that?"

[ZED:]
"Well, as long as we have the invincible witch on our side!"

[ALL:]
MAGNIFICENT MAJOLENE'S ON THE SCENE!
TEN THOUSAND YEARS OLD, BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE A TEEN!
TRANSFORM INTO A MAGICAL GIRL!
SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING WITCH
-SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING WITCH
-SHE'S THE MOST AMAZING WITCH
IN THE WORLD! TWIRL!