Lost In The Woods: A Slender Song

(album: Random Encounters: Season 6 - 2016)

Lost in the woods
With no map or compass!
Left in a sea of trees!

Can't find my way!
I've got no reception!
Where could I be?

I'll head to the north
-am I facing east?
I don't have the slightest clue.

Better turn around, start again,
Face this tree and then
Figure out what I'm s'posed to do.

Where'd my poster go?

Where has it gone?
Is this tree the same?
I'm lost and I've lost my mind!

Let's post a spare
On this spot right where
It's easy to find.

What do I have
That could leave a trail?
To guide me outside the woods?

How about a note that's been kissed,
Or a grocery list,
Or this meme no one understood?

Wait... what?! Who's taking my pages?!

Out in the woods,
And I'm not alone,
But the sun's quickly going down...

There! In the trees!
Something's stalking me!
Stop walking around!

'K, just be cool!
Don't be such a fool.
There's nothing at all to fear...

Other than the trees and the night
And that beam of light,
And that breathing in my ear...

AGH!

No, wait! Come back and save me!

Why would she run?
Does my breath smell bad?
Or could it be something worse?

Like a hex or a jinx
Or a wretched stink
Or ominous curse!

Or some creepy man,
With long arms and hands,
Whose face is as blank as death!

Who follows you around
And doesn't make a sound
Eh, probably it's just my breath~

Whoa, it's a map!
How did this get here?
And why was it on a tree?

And why do I feel
Like a person for real
Is following me...

YES, YOU THERE.
I CAUGHT YOU.
YOU'RE MINE NOW.
I GOT YOU.

THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM ME,
YOUR SLENDER ENEMY!