Hello Neighbor: What's In Your Basement

(album: Random Encounters: Season 7 - 2017)

Hey there, neighbor!
Can I come inside?
Come on, neighbor!
Whatcha got to hide?

I'm not one for get-togethers
And I don't like social calls.
Just imagining me making friends
Makes my skin begin to crawl!

Hold on, neighbor!
One small favor!
Let me in your house!

Something exciting
Waits inside the basement!
Gotta see the basement tonight!

No one but me can
See inside my basement!
I'll never ever show what's inside

Can I see what's in your basement?

Howdy, neighbor!
Think I found your glue!
What's up, neighbor?
This belong to you?

I don't want to be your neighbor,
Or to see you sneak around.
If I find you breaking in my house,
I will put you in the ground!

Whoa there, neighbor!
"Home invader"
Sounds a little harsh

What kind of secrets
Wait inside the basement?
Gotta see the basement tonight!

Word to the wise to
Stay out of my basement!
I'll never ever show what's inside

Can I see what's in your basement?

Maybe if I just
-probably not.

Or I could try to
-that all you got?

You can't keep me out!
I'll find a way! / can't you just go away?

Good night, neighbor…
Close your eyes and sleep…
Sweet dreams, neighbor
Hope you're dreaming deep!

Cause I've gotta see your basement,
Gotta know what waits within!
Could it be a secret treasure trove,
Or a deadly den of sin?!

Wake up, neighbor!
Don't delay! there's
Someone in your house!

Finally I'm going
Down into the basement!
Bet that basement's really a sight!

One more door between me
And this secret basement!
Let's open up and see what's inside
-what's inside my neighbor's basement!

Can't let him get in
-side my secret basement!
Gotta keep it all outa sight!

Don't get any closer
Stay out of my basement!
I'll never ever show what's inside

Inside my neighbor's basement!
Whoa yeah! basement!
What is inside! it's
Time to take a look around inside
Time to see what's in your basement!