Legendary Heroes: A Deltarune Song

(album: Random Encounters: Season 9 - 2019)

Come with me!
Take a walk!
No more eating people's chalk!
There's a kingdom full
Of magic that awaits us!
You and I
May get beaten up and cry
And then eaten up and die
Given every living
Thing here hates us!
A heart
And a song's
All it takes to get along!
If it comes to blows
We'll do a little acting!
With my grace
And your horrifying face
We can make it through this
Field of Hopes and Dreams!

This is dumb
I feel lame
I might die from all this shame…
There's a flutter
In your heart?
More like my gizzard…

That sounds good
Like a healthy gizzard should!
Who's the bozo in the hood?
Looks a little like a fluffy wizard…

Never fear!
Though I seem slightly odd
I'm on your team!
My name's Ralsei and I'm
Here to help you, Heroes!
And now us three must face our destiny
Especially the prophecy
A team of Hopes and Dreams!

You can fight back
Beasts with this pencil!
Or fight a math test...
None will dare cross
Blades with this comb!
I'd rather die
I will use this scarf — it's prehensile!
How do these get us home?

Ooh, we should name our group!
How about the *bleep* squad?
Thats... Not very advertiser friendly...

We oughta have a title that
Our enemies will fear
Like
"The Legendary Heroes' Gang of Fun!"
I'd rather be The *bleep* Squad
Hey! That swear word's second tier!

Look, The Fun Gang's dumb
The *bleep* Squad stinks
And who cares what the bad guys think?

Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
I'm the Bad Guy, that is me!
Smashing you into lots
Of splooshy blood!
Choose a part — make it mean! —
For my Thrash-Your-Butt machine!
This is gonna be a giant piece of crud

"Clowns" is kinda weak…
What should you be dubbed?
How about the Lancer Fan Club!

Now I'm part
Of a team!
This has always been my dream!
No hard feelings about all
That splooshy blood stuff~

None at all
But if I may have the gall
To request a very small favor
Could you all please
Write in "Fun Gang!"?

How 'bout no?
Heck with that!
Cause the *bleep* Squad's where it's at!
Or, if swearing gets you
Punished, Lancer's Fan Club!

Write a name
Make it clear
(Censor out second tier)
Fold it up
Bring it here
I'll pick one...

For our team of Hopes and Dreams!