H2O Proof

(album: Rasassination - 1998)

Niggas be riding dicks
I ain't gon name no names, ya'll niggas know ya'll been sucking some wack niggas' dicks!
Ya'll don't support your own you bitchass niggas!
Fuck ya'll!
("Holla at these mothaff-fuck... ")

I was lyrically Hip Hop's top five
Before two of my niggas died (whaa?!)
Syntax and Deep Impact Bruce Willis couldn't survive
A strange death, since niggas wasn't loud
I'm throwing monitors off the stage
'Cause Rakim said "Move the crowd"
I'm one year older, ten times more determined, potna (potna)
A hairy situation like Chaka fucking Chewbacca
Connect the dots, murder by design
Shit on your intellect, and fertilize your mind
Pull out the gauge and we can Face/Off like Nicolas Cage
Battle for the second coming of Christ and see whose soul gets saved (I got hoes around the globe!)
One might be your girl so don't trust her
I'll tell her like Usher
Girl I'll make you wanna leave the clown you with
Start a new relationship
Make the bitch take the dick
She ate the dick too, though, that's Mr. Mafioso dulo
We busting caps at your culo...

Waterproof, baby. Know what I'm sayin'? That means we can't be wet

("The waterproof MC, you ain't wetting me
You need to stop rapping and start robbing banks like Steady B")

My style is sex and violence
Vocabulary and science
In an uneasy alliance
Let's toast the bread like a plugged up appliance
(I'll drink to that!)
Remy on the rocks, the real is-stated eventually, son
Reverse the purdy props to prop-perty like, Century 21
I want the mansion and the yacht
And all the shit them rich wack rappers got
(Then the ultimatum was read)
Like every MC woke up with a thoroughbred horse head in their bed
In other words, teflon top with kevlar nuts
The closest I've ever been to ass was cigarette butts
I'm nice, that's probably why I don't be fucking with Sprite (what?)
'Cause thirst is nuthing, image is everything on the mic
These days, these DJ's get paid under the table
Pay the most popular producer on the most popular label
Pay for full page ads in the most popular magazine
Now you got the most popular new artist
Guaranteed the air we breathe is thin, better tell her
Then I'mma choke the bitch out at 11: 59, reveal the real Cinderella
(AAAAAAHH!) When two hydrogens reach my oxygen atom
You can't gat 'em or get at 'em
Anatomically designed to be solar, fuck a rap star
When I die I want niggas doing drive-by's with my ashes in the car (you know?!)
R-A-S, H2O liquifying your assets
Repo your flow even in prepo letho
Straight outta Aruba, lamping with my boo from Bermuda
Licking rugers in Cuba, blowing niggas out the frame
With brass knuckles and a tuba, my new maneuver is scuba
360 degrees of revenge like Montezuma

Waterproof... know what I'm sayin'?
It's like this man...
Know what I'm sayin'?
Muthafuckas really gotta like reach within themselves
And pull your spirit, out your mouth...
Knowmsayin'? But now it's all good 'cause I'm in
Relation with the truth!
You gonna have to really be yourself potna
Look me in the retina

When it's my time to shine, the whole world is going blind
From the sheisty side of town where a nickel cost a dime (damn!)
Bitches is Boston, (black!) brothas is bastards
The bubble break bread'd give a nigga space like NASA
I catch red-eye flights to rock mics
Spent too many drunk nights, fucking gold diggers and dikes
Same shit, different toilet though
Concentrated to blow
I moonwalk across hot coals on my tippy toes with a flow
Stay low-key like midget doorknobs
Stay above the law like Judge Judy giving blowjobs
Satisfaction, three out of four Braxtons
Especially Toni (Toni)
Fuck affirmative action (you know?!)
'Cause Anglo-saxon factions is packing Mack-10's
Training for helter skelter when the race war begin
Stay true to the game, but the game ain't true to the MC
Where niggas is bootlegging Makaveli 2 and 3

Real game... waterproof... with the name, man. Listen to the name, man
Waterproof don't have no muthafucking [?] Junction, with nothing. Ain't no
Image!

Jaz, good looking, I just had to get that shit off my chest, man, I'm sick of all this shit...
Niggas always be fucking having these fucking seminar panels and shit, want to discuss, the, the rap game and the "Keep the peace"
The fucking radio stations be talking 'bout all this peace and love and the first song they play is a nigga killing a nigga!
Or a nigga selling dope
Or a bitch talking about she don't like niggas no mo she just want to eat pussy...
What part of the game is this?!

("The waterproof MC, you ain't wetting me
You need to stop rapping and start robbing banks like Steady B")