Game Show Love

(album: Me - 1983)

I had lost the 'Family Feud' in the 'Newlywed Game' and my 'Concentration' was in 'Jeopardy'.
Love's 'Wheel of Fortune' was causing me pain. I had struck out behind doors one, two, and three.
You said sign in please in the 'Dating Game'. I was bachelor number one I thought your love was real.
You said come on down, you just won a brand new start. You said the secret word and I said 'Let's Make a Deal'.

[Chorus:]
Oh, but love was just a game to you. The survey says it's true and who can name that song?
Would the real you please stand up 'cause I have had enough of this show that you put on.

I thought the price was right when you asked me 'What's My Line?' and I said 'I've Got a Secret' but I'll tell ya.
It's the '$64,000 Question' but will you be mine? I was betting it all that I was gonna sell ya.
'Who Do You Trust?', 'You Bet Your Life' and be wrong? 'To Tell The Truth' I never thought you'd give me the gong!
Instead of a 'Treasure Hunt' it was just a laugh-a-thon. Just putting me on, stringing me along.

[Repeat Chorus twice and fade]