16 Bar Challenge

I was born with a dictionary stuck in my head
A walking, talking thesaurus filling rappers with dread
But when I kill them they respect me, like the day of the dead
My lyrics hit them so hard
It makes the corpses erect

The Terminator, Schwarzenegger, hot potato, gladiator
Room-shaker, tomb rider, Darth Vader with the saber fucking pagans
I spray them with rayguns that resign like Reagan
I'm Ronald McDonald, the Big Mac with bacon

Blatant, I'm killing the scene
Rhyme schemes far catchier than COVID-19
I stay topical, yet old school when spitting on beat
So I hit like Tyson Fury but I move like Ali

I'm the greatest
Who's the greatest?
So elevate me on your playlist, like escalators
A sick puppy, I'm a sadist
A 50 Shadies, like Slim Shady had a baby with Curtis Jackson
And named it fifty-shades, get it?

My flow is diabetic, so sugar don't forget it
I am the surgeon medic, no need for anesthetic
I'll be the alphabetic cyborg, I'm cybernetic
I'll make it so poetic just so you don't forget it

And you don't really wanna fuck with me
I grab a rapper by his nuts and squeeze
Oh Renny boy you're such a fucking tease