Goddamn It, You're A Kid

(album: Fatherhood - 1995)

Big yellow M, three K's on a pack
Black tick on a shoe in the red sack
Wrapped up in newspaper, chucked under a twig
Try to look happy, goddamn it you're a kid
Goddamn it you're a kid

Fuck you Father Christmas, watch the snowman blow
Fuck you Father Christmas, sayonara Nintendo

Boom bang, boom ba boom bang, boom bang
Boom ba boom bang, boom bang, boom ba boom bang
...

Batman on a pencil case, Super Mario on my soap
Popcorn in the microwave, Miss Selfridge under my coat
Invisible USA, Pepsi Cola fridge
Father Christmas waving us over Golden Gate Bridge

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you Father Christmas, watch the snowman blow
Fuck you Father Christmas, sayonara Nintendo
Sayonara Nintendo, sayonara Nintendo, sayonara Nintendo
Sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, Nintendo, Nintendo, Nintendo

Fuck you Father Christmas, watch the snowman blow
Fuck you Father Christmas, sayonara Nintendo
Fuck you Father Christmas, watch the snowman blow
Fuck you Father Christmas, sayonara Nintendo