MC Hammer

(album: The Albert Anastasia EP - 2010)

Whoo (woo, woo, woo)
Whoo (woo, woo, woo)
Maybach Music.. Boss
Maybach Music.. Ricky Ross
Maybach Music.. It's Triple C's
Maybach Music.. Color cut clarity

My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty but her mouth clean
Bitch I'm MC Hammer.. I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere.. I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick

I'm at the car lot, I'm going broke
I pay for 5, they front a couple more
I take them home, like I do my hoes
I dress them up, I buy them clothes
Glass slippers, I gas hoes
Now she's acting brand new on you assholes
Limousines, I did that, two-door coupes boy I live that
My top back, I'm circumcised (gross)
I pull it back, just to go inside
She thinking folic, I'm thinking wings stop
Fiending lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked
Black Batmobile, it's only new Ferrari
It's called a Scaglietti one button like an Atari
I'm just advising, my profit's rising
Niggas buying stocks in a nigga like I'm Verizon

My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty but her mouth clean
Bitch I'm MC Hammer.. I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere.. I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick

I got the Porsche, I was so ecstatic
Hundred grand a day my operation's so elaborate
Credit card scams, that was for the faggots
Mother-fuck window shopping boy I gotta have it
Now my shit be booming all across the atlas
Sushi puchi money long now we call him Alex
Had to move from Davie 'cause that shit were local
Pick up the mansion and I sat that bitch back down in Boca
My baddest bitches Latin but they call me "loco"
Till I fuck them in the ass out in Acapulco
I'm thinking money every moment thinking money
I bust a nut then I'm back to thinking money
My wrist froze my mind blown her mouth slow my eyes closed
You gotta judge a man by his principles
Teflon Don, I am invincible

My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty but her mouth clean
Bitch I'm MC Hammer.. I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere.. I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick

Maybach Music
Nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you
Doesn't happen that way
There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies
See your murderers come with smiles
They come as your friends
The people would care for you all of your life
And they always seem to come at the time when you're at your weakest and most in need of their help
On the surface of course everything was supposed to be fine