My Name's Obama

(album: Rucka's World - 2012)

[Donald Trump:] Now Carolla, why did ya team Lose!?
[Adam Carolla:] Now hold on a second, & buy the way

[static]

[Obama:] My Fellow Americans, I'd like to announce that I'm running for uh, president of America, as a Black Man this time!

I did some time in jail,
I did a crime with Michelle
We stole from fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay

I'm known to smack up a bitch
I got kool-aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye

Guns yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't tase me
My name's Obama
I was born in Haiti

I still get food stamps
I'm just lazy
I'm still on welfare
So fuck you pay me

They might arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me

If I get unemployed
Shit don't phase me
My name's Obama
I roll with Jay-Z

Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?

I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my Neighbors Driveway

I did alotta of drug deals
I killed Osama for treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And fucked his bitch sideways

Bro, yeah I'm holding
Rocks weed meth heroin
White House garden showing
What you think I'm growing daisies?

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No it's OK see
My name's Obama
I'm half Kuwaiti

It's hard to look white
Robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU
Don't try to play me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't mace me
My name's Obama
I dance like Swayze

If you live in Detroit
Yawta thank me
My name's Obama
I'm Pakistani

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black

I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes
And don't talk back

Now the American people have a clear choice
Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
Or with the back of my hand?

It's hard to look white
When I'm smacking Ladies
So it's no wonder
Ya'll crackers hate me

Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your hummer
And throwed your baby

Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say see
My name's Obama
Chicken is tasty

Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black

If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ballsack
Ya'll haters fall back
So fuck you pay me

I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
She is a typical white person