10 Things I Hate About Jew

I caught you sneaking out the ghetto
Where you were going, I'll never know
Thought we were friends, I gave you
Jobs and housed you
And then I said that I was pissed
No you can't get in, you're not on the list
So here's ten things I really
Hate about Jews

Ten, you're so rich, nine, you look Asian
Eight, long days for holidays and
Seventh day of rest, it's kind of lazy
Only six million and the rest escaped me
Five, your lox sucks, four, and your soup
Three, I need your gold teeth and shoes
Two sips of your grape juice and you're drunk dude
One, I spent my gas money getting rid of you

Your movies suck, the reboots too
You can't come up with anything new
Stop making sequels and give us
Back our money
I won't even watch Terminator 6
Just let it die, Arnold you bitch
Now here's ten more reasons why you can't
Stay in my country

Ten, you don't lift, nine, you're basic
Eight, I'm just well kind of racist
Seven, you dress great for a neckbeard pagan
Six, you don't eat pig, it's a waste of bacon
Five, you suck dick, four, and fuck you
Three, I wish I never met you
To kill all you would sit weird in my gut, dude
One, I hate the fact that you made me love Jews

You made me love Jews
You made me love Jews
How'd you make me love Jews?

We had a bone that I had to pick
We can move on now, what do you think?
But first here's some things that I still
Hate about Jews

Ten, you don't shelfish, nine, you eat bagels
Eight, let's put this on the table
Seven, talk a big game till you're naked
In the shower, six you're gay
Five, you're fuckwits, four, you are Jews
Three, I still have gas leak issues
Too many twists of the knob made it stuck dude
Juan the Mexican didn't fix it, I'm screwed