Boomerz

The boomers taking over

Folding chairs, funny signs
I've shoppen at the Crate & Barrel many times
Boomers are on Facebook
And posting lots of great stuff
Clever mug, prescription meds
Some more meds to counteract the meds' side effects
Posted up at kaiser
Looks like we're gonna die soon

We're born after the war
Till 1964
Still, can't use a modern phone, yeah

All the boomers go to bed
Around nine or ten
'Cause they're so lazy
Once the boomers start to die
We'll have a good time
Without all their old boomery

What up my fellow ninjas?
What are you doing today?
I'm posting dank cool memes

Mocha juice, I have a TV
I catch up with my friend at Coffe Beanery
Open up a letter
It's like email but better
You're passing out, it's 8 PM
Your husband's on the floor, the dog's raping him
Taking buncha pills now
Let's Netscape and chill (ow)

Boomers are fans of boredom
Zoomers can't support 'em
Coomers are on PornHub

All the boomers go to jail
They're all pedofails
Chris Hansen, get those geezers
Once the boomers all will die
We'll have a good time
We won't have cringe old boomer memes

I love you, son
Okay, boomer
A boomer's older than me
That makes 'em fucking gay
All the boomers go to hell
They did 9/12
They got the fucking day wrong

And then I said, okay, boomer
One okay boomer
Two okay boomer
Three...
We're gonna send these boomers back where they came from
Okay, boomer?