I'm Pikachu Achoo

I'm Pikachu, achoo, achoo
When they throw down, I'm the one they choose
It's true, achoo, I'm true
I'm the hardest Asian bouncing gangster from the street, I'm changing

I'm inside a ball that's white and red, they throw in Game Boy games
And on the Switch Nintendo games and on the cards that kids will play with
In Pearl Harbor, I did suicide, I flied a plane into a island
For Japan, I'll give my life, been hot since you listened to Hanson
Now Charmander's turned black, dude it's Charizard nigga, new phone, who dis
And the Arab version of Woloo flew into shit like Fouseytube did
On September 11th, look it up dude, I ain't fucking with you man
But the baddest pimp is Raichu and he turned into it from

Pikachu, achoo, achoo
My Asian friends, they all made me soup
A soup, achoo, I'm cool
And I boned them cosplay Sailor Moon hoes at the nerd convention
Pikachu, achoo, achoo
I'm trained to kill with the tai kwon du
Achoo, achoo, achoo
And nobody really knows if I'm a male or female gender

I'm a mouse that sends electric shit and fucks you up, I'm too lit
And I hang with Ashton Ketchup and we be sailing cross the ocean
Always training bunch of chickens and the dogs and little roaches
And he keeps 'em in a little ball, yo Charmander you're chosen
He's a fire tip tail lizard that's left in the shit abandoned
But then started training with us but then disobeying Ashton
He turn black when he's evolved into that Charizard and packs him
Couple pistols and a MAGA hat and shouting, "Let's go Brandon"

Pikachu, achoo, achoo
I fucking train and I'm juicing too
It's true, achoo, I'm true
I'm a hardass yellow critter hanging out with Ashton Ketchum
Pikachu, achoo, achoo
Charmander's gay and he hates the Jews
Achoo, achoo, achoo
Swear to God if no one gets this goddamn guy a fucking Kleenex

It's that college-bound kid bullshit anime made by Japanese chooches
It's a hit show made goyim, they musta learned a thing or two when
Jewish television producers traveled through to escape from Europe
They said let us through and we'll teach you to make animal cartoon shit
That cartoon shit, that cartoon shit, that car—

And you want me to change? Raichu

Pikachu, achoo, achoo
This blackface Jynx is a rapist too
Come through, come through, come through
Let's train rabbits, cats, and dogs to kill each other like Michael Vick
Pikachu, achoo, achoo
This show's so cringe and the games are too
Achoo, achoo, achoo
All these Pokemon are slaves without healthcare, without a pension