Toilet Paper Money (A$$hole Anthem)

(album: There Goes The Neighborhood - 2023)

Toilet paper money
It's always sunny
So many zeros that it just ain't funny
Don't even know what to do with it
So I put my millions in some cannabis

Toilet paper money
Sweet as honey
7 billion people yeah I just got lucky
Name it and claim it I'm the poster kid
Yeah, I'm only taking friends with the benefits

Lamborghini selfies
Fingers going bling bling
Wifey like a dime piece
Plastic made it possible
Enjoying all the finer things
Stacking like a dynasty
No it didn't hurt
I won the geographic lottery

Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
When you don't have to think about anybody else
Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
Isn't it good

Toilet paper money
Golden undies
Wiping my hiney with a handful of hundies
Maybe I'll start a new charity
So I, I can party with celebrities

I work out for a living
Nothin that I'm missing
Haven't seen my momma since about Thanksgiving
Probably shoulda called her
Sent a couple dollars
Nah, I'll just keep it in my pocket like a baller

Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
When you don't have to think about anybody else
Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
Whoa
Isn't life so swell
While the world turns hell
Yeah I'll be right here in my brand new shell
Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
Isn't it good
Isn't it good
Isn't it good
Isn't it good
It's so good
For me

M-O-N-E-Y
I fill my car with it
M-O-N-E-Y
I reach the stars with it
Who needs a soul
When you, you got the gold, yeah
M-O-N-E-Y Y Y
M-O-N-E-Y
I love the smell of it
M-O-N-E-Y
Greener than fresh lettuce
Not gonna lie
I get a high off the
M-O-N-E-Y Y Y

Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
When you don't have to think about anybody else
Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
Whoa
Isn't life so swell
While the world turns hell
Yeah I'll be right here in my brand new shell
Isn't life so good
Isn't life so good
Isn't it good
Isn't it good
Isn't it good
Isn't it good
It's so good
For me, just for me