12 Days Of Christmas Destruction

(album: The Sweet Sound Of Smosh - 2013)

[Anthony:] On the first day of the end of Christmas
The first thing that I crossed off my list
Was killing a T-Rex who was super pissed

[Ian:] On the second day of the end of Christmas
The next thing we freakin did
Was burn down the very first cranberry field

[Anthony:] On the third day of the end of Christmas
We got some rabid rats
And let them loose to eat all Santa hats

[Ian:] On the fourth day of the end of Christmas
We got a big ass log
And brain damaged the inventor of eggnog

[Anthony:] On the fifth day of the end of Christmas
I got some rabid crows
And attacked the lady who tied the first bow

[Ian:] On I guess the last day of the end of Christmas
We got a tazer gun
And tazed the shit out of George Washington