Your New Boyfriend (Remix)

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
Nine till five is not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills, that doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him, 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

Yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
But don't think this the end 'cause
I'm always gon' be chasing you
Through the night and the day I'ma be thinking of you
I'ma think all the time how great you were
And everything I missed out on
Baby girl, I can't
It hurts so much when I'm in my thoughts
Man, I can't get up
If I could ask you one more thing
I would ask you out again 'cause
I miss you, amen

Now she's living the dream (oh yeah, she is) (living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream (Yung Tripp) from back when we were seventeen (seventeen)
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream from back when we were seventeen

How on earth could I be safe when I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve a little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene, the I made when I was twenty-three
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
But I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills, that doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him, 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

Yes he is
Oh-oh, oh yes he is
Love you baby girl
Only if you love me
Only if you love me
If you promise to love me
To the end of time
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh-whoa

I think about you every day (every day)
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty and you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair