Ho-lloween

(album: Don't Be A Dick - 2011)

Let me sing it!
No I know this one!

All the kids with their sewing machines
Getting excited for Halloween
If they wanted candy their neighbors would oblige
But I don't think that's what they had in mind, oh no

It don't matter if you're a grenade
You can still be a hot French maid
A Raiderette or a fashion cop
So long as you wear a low cut top, oh no

You don't need to make that scene
You'll probably just get unwanted sympathy
But to some girls it just means everything
So everyone's a skank for Halloween

All the kids with their sewing machines
Getting excited for Halloween
A baseball babe or a Miss Bo Beep
Should I give the boys a peek?

Uh! It's that sewing machines
Getting excited for Halloween
A baseball babe or a Miss Bo Beep
Should I give the boys a peek?

You don't need to make that scene
You'll probably just get unwanted sympathy
But to some girls it just means everything
So everyone's a skank for Halloween