(We're Not) The Jet Set

By a fountain back in Rome
I fell in love with you
In a small cafe in Athens
You said you loved me too

And it was April in Paris
When I first held you close to me
Rome, Georgia, Athens, Texas
And Paris, Tennessee

No, we're not the jet set
We're the old Chevrolet set
There's no Riviera in Festus, Missouri
And you won't find Onasis in Mullinville, Kansas
No, we're not the jet set
We're the old Chevrolet set
But ain't we got love?

No, we're not the jet set
We're the old Chevrolet set
Our steak and Martinis
Is draft beer with weiners
Our Bach and Tschaikowsky
Is haggard and husky
No, we're not the jet set
We're the old Chevrolet set
But ain't we got love?

No, we're not the jet set
We're the old Chevrolet set
The Jones and Wynette set
Ain't the flaming Suzette set

Our Bach and Tschaikowsky
Is haggard