Santa's Claws

Her name is Suzie K
Her daddy's got a sleigh
But he's never home

Met her back in '98
On Windows '98
AOL, you know?

She said "I'll take you for a ride
Ain't got nothing to do tonight
Lemme' show you 'round"

But I heard the sleigh bells ringing'
Couldn't help but thinking
We got trouble now

Let me out
Let me out
Let me out
But don't let me down

Rudolf, they can steal my cookies
But not my little girl

(She tells the lead singer)
Krissy K got a temper, babydoll
He's got his bad days too just like us all
(Watch out)
When Santa's claws come to town

St. Nic on the naughty list, babydoll
You & me, yeah we 'outta just lay it low
Don't let Santa's claws get you now
Ooh ooh, ohh
Ooh ooh, ohh
Ooh ooh, ohh

Don't let Santa's claws... get you now

With a "ho ho hello" he lit the mistletoe
Let it up in flames
I didn't think had a chance
Till I lost it in a glance
Playing reindeer games
Said "I won't let you down"
"I won't let you down"
But you have to know
That I might actually
Let you down, yeah the claws are coming' out
Got me shaking' now
Gotta shake it out
But don't let me down

Rudolf, I want you to go to the sleigh and get
The shotgun from under the front seat

Krissy K got a temper, babydoll
He's got his bad days too just like us all
(Watch out)
When Santa's claws come to town

St. Nic on the naughty list, babydoll
You & me, yeah we 'outta just lay it low
Don't let Santa's claws get you now
Ooh ooh, ohh
Ooh ooh, ohh
Ooh ooh, ohh
Don't let Santa's claws get you now

But I ain't got nothing say for myself
Yeah, me & Suzie K, we hopped in Kringle's sleigh
And we hit the town
Just when I thought we got away I heard the old man say
"What's the deal, boy?"
Well I've learned my lesson
Now that he's chawed me outta town
Baby let me out
Let me out
Let me out
Let me out

(Sometimes late at night
I wish someone would give ME a present)