O7ven Press Conference Intro

(album: Condensate - 2011)

This is Original 7ven breaking news!

[Interviewer:] Mr. Day! Mr. Day! Mr. M Mr. Day!
[Morris:] Hold on, hold on, settle down... there's room for everybody. You
[Interviewer:] Mr. Day, how do you address the rumors that you're no longer cool?
[Morris:] Why would you say that?
[Interviewer:] Well, we noticed when you performed tonight, you seemed to be sweating
[Morris:] Oh, the moisture that you see forming on my forehead and falling about my face
[Interviewer:] Mmmm hmmmm
[Morris:] Let me fix that for you. Say we were on a date and I pull from the refrigerator one of the finest bottles of champagne money could buy and I set it on the counter. The moisture that forms on it, Jerome, what would you call that?
[Jerome:] That's condensation
[Morris:] YES! So you see, I don't sweat. I condensate. And yes, Morris Day is still cool. Ha ha!