Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead

(album: Bare Faced Cheek - 1987)

There's a fella from a film
Reminds me of Duncan Goodhew
But he's not a proper skinhead
Cause he hasn't got a tattoo

He's not as wise as he seems
Coz he's just an actor
He's a dunce, I've never seen
Him on the Krypton Factor

We all rinse in Silvercrin
To keep our heads clean
But we know that Yul is not
A normal human being
Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
They say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I
Yul B-B-B-B-B-Brynner

Yul Brynner was a skinhead
They said on the news
But I've never seen Yul Brynner
Wearing Doctor Martens shoes

His only claim to fame
Was that he had a shiny nut
But I would look just the same
If I had my hair cut

We all rinse in Silvercrin
To keep our heads clean
But we know that Yul is not
A normal human being
Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I
It's a lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

We all rinse in Silvercrin
To keep our heads clean
But we know that Yul is not
A normal human being
Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
They say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner
They say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie
He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I
Yul B-B-B-B-B-Brynner