Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma

(album: The Album After The Last One - 2012)

What shall we do with drunken Decca?
What shall we do with drunken Decca?
What shall we do with drunken Decca?
Early in the morning

He, Decca, told me
Decca said he won't be drinking
We know it ain't true
Decca ain't fooling me or you

At the bar, Decca's here
He's gone too far, I need another beer
A goon, a nut, a liver shot gut
Till ya get another round in he's gonna stay put

Oh Decca, no, Decca's doctor said
Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow
Oh Decca, no, Decca's drunk instead
Don't be dumb, drunken Decca, don't die

He, Decca's possessed
He's George Best, never sober
Me, I'll have a swift half
He says "Yer having a laugh"
You ain't with me

Half past ten, he can't stand up
Pissed again, I need another sup
A sip, a drop, he's never gonna stop
Now the Doctor's dreading Decca when Decca's on the pop

Oh Decca, no, Decca's doctor said
Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow
Oh Decca, no, Decca's drunk instead
Don't be dumb, drunken Decca, don't

Decca, man
Decca, you're drinking too much, man
Haway ower here
Sit down, man
You're drinking way too much, man
Deccaaaa

Oh Decca, no, Decca's doctor said
Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow
Oh Decca, no, Decca's drunk instead
Don't be dumb, drunken Decca, and

Oh Decca, no, Decca's doctor said
Stay away from the pub, think of tomorrow
Oh Decca, no, Decca's drunk instead
Don't be dumb, drunken Decca
Drunk dumb drunken Decca
And Oh Decca, no Decca

Lads, lads, Decca's passed out
You still alive, Decca?