22 Parody

(album: Greatest Hits 2013 - 2013)

It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin
HELP ME!
Shut up, Harry!

I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
You're sick!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I got:
Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape.
Bitch give me back my fuckin face.
Fat chance.
Today is the first day of the never ending hell date.
It's time!

Oh oh!
Now, you will be mine until the end of all time.
I will never let you leave.
Somebody call the police.
You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out.
Why are you dancing like that?
Beause I'm a psychopath
Now it's your turn to dance.
AHHHHH! You just shot me in my ass.

You should never have dumped me.
Now you're all buried.
Let's watch Tyler Perry.
Please, just kill us!

It's just MADEA GOES TO JAIL.
AHH!
My favorite movie.
Hallelujah.
This proves she's crazy.
AHHH! It's making my eyes bleed.

Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
Ah, excuse me?
After the murder ritual.
Oh crap!
Then we will spend eternity together below.
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha!

Uh-oh!
All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
Yeah, we knew.
Now your heads must all come off.
BRB, I'll get the saw.
Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
Pick it up, call the Po Po.
We'll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea, Send!

AH! What are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
AH!
We were not doing anything.
Eh! No better time to die.
Oh, no, no, no!

I'll see you in the afterlife.

Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
OMG! It's Jesus!
HOW DID YOU FIND ME J.C.!
I got a text from J.D.
We're actually quite close.
He likes all my Facebook posts.
And he follows me on Twitter.
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
I can't move.
With this Holy water balloon.
Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah!
Sorry, but your time here is through.

AHHHH!

Yah!
Oh my God!

Well, my children, that's a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me!

Yeah!