Right Here Ninja

(album: Electric Lettuce - 2021)

My heart's black like roach weed
If you see me smoke alone do not dare approach me
Show me where them goats be
I just feel like I could be the shepard of the whole thing
Don't act like you ain't never heard a word that we been sayin
Like a puppy quit the playin when we burn it's like a seance
Feelin melted like some crayons me an Jamie spendin bands
On the best of the best until our death yep that's the plan
An' I put 55 grams in a pack of twiztid wraps
Make you feel like you got hit by a baseball bat
This ain't nothin but the real what you know bout that
Think I'm about to get peeled like a banana no cap
I got the weed y'all keep the blow Imma burn an' keep the nose
Let it bang till the speaker froze in the back seat lookin for some weed to roll

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My mind slips like a disc in a back
How many scripts can I get for that
Potent flower that we call the slap
When ya take two hits then ya take a nap
Wake back up and you get some snacks
And you get paranoid and you can't relax
And you walk around the room and you talk to the walls
And you ssshhhh be quiet cause they're talking back
I'm on 1 fuck 3 or 4
Maybe 7 or 8 shit I don't know
Buy a lot of weed and I smoke a lot
And I share a little and I don't grow
M-o-n-o is the smoke king
And I'm in the tray in his sidecar
Looking cheeky eyed with the mixed drinks
Cutting lemon limes at the mini bar
You ready to puff?
You know that I am
Here hold my beer I'll be back in a second
If you drink any man I'ma break your hand
Just playin don't spill my shit
You can take a sip but don't backwash
Lite up the doobies then we synchronize
And we puff back and forth and Criss Cross
Till we lift off seeing bright lights
Every time we cough
Steamroller set to set it off
Clear the chamber fully like a boss
High daily never at a loss
Big bags tell me what they cost
Joint or bowl it's a coin toss
Now we anti up quick
On the bag that we just bought

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We all packed up in a van like we been sexually trafficked
But we just clam bakin on some cabbage and cactus
This one here's for the addicts both the tragic and savage
We done all been to a point where we could use second chances
You can hear it in my voice I don't come from the mansions
An' they all tried to exploit me with record advances
But like a pre-rolled joint I just kept with the passes
And now this shit right here has left a mark on the masses

Resin thicker than molasses for the tips I'm usin glass
Is it legit is what I'm askin for you even try to pass it
Gettin flicked you better ass it oh my bad I guess they passed us
Seen the flashes an' I panicked cuz I'm higher than a planet thinkin

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