Disproportioned Head

(album: Internet Dating Superstuds - 2002)

If my body was twice the size it was
Then I might look alright but I don't because
I've got a disproportioned head

And the people they point and laugh at me
And they tell me it's huge cause honestly
I've got a disproportioned head

Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"
Cause I am well aware that you are lying about my head

It blocks out the sun like a parasol
And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll
Cause I've got a disproportioned head

And I can't make it better with surgery
So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see
I've got a disproportioned head

Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near
I'm across the street and I can't hear you
Don't offer advice to me, of hats it's all been tried
They don't really make them in my size

I can only fit in convertible cars
And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar
Cause of my disoproportioned head

And I'd go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would fit around
My huge, disproportioned head

I've got a disproportioned head
I've got a disproportioned head