We'll All Get Laid

(album: Internet Dating Superstuds - 2002)

Well it's a great big world that's filled with disappointment
We're maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free
And now the future's got much more than you can handle
Don't try to light a candle. Let's curse the misery

And as we head for certain doom
Don't give up quite so soon
Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived

Cause we'll have a drink and throw a parade
And greet the rapture screaming "Hooray!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade
But no one will. We'll all be killed
And we will thrill as blood is spilled
And even the bravest of us run away
We'll all get laid

Cause you still got dreams that haven't been pissed on
And you still got things you'll never get done
And you'll keep on running like a rat on a wheel
And keep on wondering what is the deal

What was the point? And how come it ends this way?
Well no one knows, we've only got today
And as the lights go dim, don't think it's all so grim
At least we all go out together heading off to the never land

Cause we'll have a drink and throw a parade
And greet the rapture screaming "Hooray!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade
But no one will. We'll all be killed
And we will thrill as blood is spilled
And even the bravest of us run away
We'll all get laid

We'll all get laid