Side Dick

(album: Guilty By Affiliation - 2007)

Baby said: she wanna a gangster
But she don't wanna a nigga that dog her, that's beat it up harder
Said that a nigga is a simp, his dick is limb
A sucker for love type, if he don't fuck right
Fuck it, I'll be that dick on the side you can ride on
Nigga, you can wrap them thighs on
Let your nigga wet a cake, I just want to undress you
Call me Captain Dick to rescue (Ba baba baham!)
I know your kind, bitch pay, got a hair lay
Balling ass nigga way pay
Treat your ass right and keep me icing
Til you toss legs up for a nigga like me
Affiliated, just the way you love it (Just..)
And I don't need money to touch it (No!)
My ghetto ass ways is enough to make your ass bend over
Even Destiny's Child claimed they need a soldier

[Chorus: X2]
I know you need a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!)
Girl you need a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!)
Girl you need a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!)
Every girl needs a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!)

Knock knock who is it? the titty mangler
Dick dangler (who?) the tight pussy finger banger
Packing his heat y'all, with two meat balls
Smothered in dick sauce, so let me skip on your lip gloss
Dub, Gorilla P-I-M-P, yes I am, me, entire S-I-M-P
I know you got a situation, I come with no attachments
Consider me your walking dildo gadget
You niggaz are weenie, let me do my thing with it
Let me feed you this big black hot thing with a vein in it
Have you stand up, came with it
I'm guaranteed to make you come more than once if you can hang with it
The cock doctor, pussy popper
I leave your clitoris vibrating, ticking like a pop locker (Damn!)
And when it's time to creep don't sweat
Hunt the ways in the cut, I got a sweet old gat, nigga

[Chorus]

Harder than a dry cookie
My dick is like the antidote, curing your unsatisfied pussy
Look, I got you laughing and blushing
Cause we're hymning and hugging
But what else making, hitting for fucking
I know you need a dick on the side
So I keeps and I play my position off the bitch like the sex man
And I ain't bringing feelings to be your lover
Just lace potato chips, hot sauce and magnum rubbers
Many niggaz trying to holler but they're out of luck
Cause like bitches, niggaz can't keep their mouths shut
But I'm a cool nigga like Ray Charles
So play blind when you leave your synchronous mind
Dub-C, the wrecker of this, dick specialist
My back stroke to leave your heads spinning like the exorcist
I'm like the dick in the glass when your lonely like a fire extinguisher
Emergency use only (Yeah!)

[Chorus]

Dub, Gorilla P-I-M-P, yes I am, me, entire S-I-M-P
Black ass cheap nasty python, grab a hold of his balls and smack bad
Dub, Gorilla P-I-M-P, yes I am, me, entire S-I-M-P
Better hide that pussy bitch, Bttrrrrr
Beat the motherfucker up like drum line, that pussy is mine