Livin' In The Fridge

(album: Alapalooza - 1993)

There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive...

And living in the fridge... living in the fridge
Living in the fridge... living in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growing hair
It's been there since July
If you can name the object
In that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's living in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growing (dysentary)
Living in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Living in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growing (dysentary)
Living in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated
Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you're home cooking
Couple weeks later, got a scary-looking specimen
It always happens my friend
Again & again & again & again

Something stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rotting there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek...

Living in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growing (dysentary)
Living in the fridge
Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)
Living in the fridge
You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growing (dysentary)
Living in the fridge
Living in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Living in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Living in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Living in the fridge, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah