Puss In Boots

(album: Ol' Wheeler - 2017)

All those LA west coast silicone women
Really think they're hot
But it's no fun titty fucking titties when the titties are hard as rocks
And up in New York City all them uptight bitties
Like to shave their cooch
But I prefer a little fur on my burger
If you're wanting me to tell the truth

I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Waylon tune
While she's humming on my cock and balls
I want a girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush poking out her Daisy Dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots

Well the girls in Chicago, they can spit, they can swallow
When they're on their knees
But it's hard to stay hard when you're fucking in a car it's four degrees
All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky
But I have to pass
Cause I only get wood when my dick is up a good ol' Southern ass

I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Willie tune
While she's humming on my cock and balls
I want a girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush poking out her Daisy Dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots

Don't want them high heels on
When you're sliding up and down my dong
And keep them fucking flip flops and your birkenstocks
Away from my hillbilly cock

I like my puss in boots
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
Hums along to a Wheeler tune
While she's humming on my cock and balls
I want a girl in a cowboy hat
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
Bush poking out her Daisy Dukes
I like my puss in boots
Boots