Anal & The Dishes

(album: WW III - 2018)

My party life
Traded in for a kid and a wife
No more being alone
I got a home
'Stead of sex with whores
I wake you up girl, when you snore
Instead of banging sluts
Wipe the baby's butt

Now we do...

Anal and the dishes
Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Cocaine days are gone
Now I get high from mowing the lawn
'Stead of Waylon songs
Now we watch rom coms
No more Jim Beam shots
Rather wait in the Kmart lot
Fill the SUV
With Huggies, Charmin and Vaseline

And we do...

Anal and the dishes
Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Clipping coupons, and making wishes
Sunday night at home
Go to town, girl on your tight, tight butthole

Do I miss that road?
Drunk as hell being a horny toad
This life is better for my health
Or so I tell myself...

Plus, now I do...

Anal and the dishes
Shopping with them Walmart bitches
Dinner back at home
Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole
Anal and the dishes
Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's
Then we drive on home
And I cry and ram you in your tight, tight butthole