Fast Johnny (Bonus Track)

(album: Just Testing - 1980)

I fell in love with a dark-eyed lady,
She seemed to be on her own,
And from nowhere when I came over
A princess without a throne.
That night as I was taking her home,
I got a feeling that we weren't alone.
Keep your hands on the wheel, we got a tail there,
Trying to put us off the road.
What are you gonna do when a man from her past catches up with you?
What are you gonna do when he wants to make a claim on you?

Fast Johnny, I'm flat on the boards
Fast Johnny, I'm cutting the corners
Fast Johnny, I'm closing the door
Fast Johnny, don't chase me in your car no more!

You know nobody can drive quite like I can,
Running every red light in town,
We danced on the floor, danced on the street,
Danced as the wheels turned around.
Maybe Johnny, you'll meet your match
When you look into my Chevy's eyes,
Keep your engine hot and running,
'Cause this sweet little honey's gonna take you by surprise.

What are you gonna do when a man from her past catches up with you?
What are you gonna do when he wants to make a claim on you?

Fast Johnny, I'm flat on the boards
Fast Johnny, I'm cutting the corners
Fast Johnny, I'm closing the door
Fast Johnny, don't chase me in your car no more!