Scandalous Bitches

(album: Full Circle - 2006)

She was a brown skin ebony honey that love hip-hop
Cut off tank-top, she make your whole face drop
Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care what I got
She got her own knot dealing in stocks
And in the backwoods she plans to dust me off
Suck me off, and then say I must be off
Trying to smoke with X, the Cali kush was making her cough
She must hate wearing her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a friday night
Attack each other like animals 'til the sky turn bright
Make it a – night to remember, she went telling her sista
Then her sista turned around and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started sending me pictures
In all type of different positions, man this bitch on a mission
Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his business
I ain't a bad guy, just dealing with scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit used to push in a Caddy
I met this chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly
Now this is common in Cali because the homies is savy
Bitches be giving money to niggas and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand-new Lexus, just moved from Texas
She came to California to model and be that next bitch
Taking naked pictures trying to gain more acceptance
Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some connections
I said appreciate for X to the Z
My homie picked through my trash instead of talking to me
He fell in love with her ass, and while she casing his place
Trying to tell another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and them bricks to match
Forever watching his back, therefore he never relax
And when her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches
He ain't a bad guy, just dealing with scandalous bitches

I met this girl from the 'Nati, I got along with her daddy
I made it up in my mind this is the girl I'mma marry
Now when you wanna get married the preparation is scary
You want your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She moved out to California next to me in a hurry
Her reputation was dirty, but yo that didn't disturb me
I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a family
Started checking my phone and brought her back to reality
Left her ring on the dresser, adios motherfucker
I'm traveling home from the road, I hear she fucking with Usher
Now Usher don't even know me but I got love for the homie
Even though everybody around me be thinking he corny
She denied everything, said the rumors was phony
On the phone crying, she love me, said she wanted to hold me
("Yo he ain't shit to me Alvin, I was just into his album
That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him")
So I'm off to Miami, got invited to party
By Mr. Raymond himself, yo I ain't hating nobody
Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see
Lying bitch said she was calling from N.Y.C
He started wiping the sweat off of her face and her chest
And then she gave him a peck, and then she looked to the left
And when she seen it was X, she started crying and tripping
And dude was looking confused, the scene it couldn't be written
Now he just plucking his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or diss him
I'm from the West Coast, where niggas don't be fighting for bitches
A little over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a faggot
In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have done that
I was making a joke, I didn't mean to offend
Like when I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men
Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his business
I ain't a bad guy, just dealing with scandalous bitches

"X, you ever get tired of um, motherfuckers talking to you about Pimp My Ride?"