Tell Me What I Did

(album: The Best Imitation Of Myself: A Retrospective - 2011)

My nose was hurting
And I was shouting something
We were two kids
And I was fat and grumpy
Push you down some stairs
I said, "Your mom smells like old underwear."
And then you split my lip
Won't you tell me what I did?

Tell me what I did
Tell me what I did

Shelley was pretty
She studied algebra
She made some cookies
For the whole math class
She would talk to me
Even though I was a bully
I always knew she'd be somebody
Now she's the editor-in-chief
Of a free magazine

Tell me what I did
Tell me

The kids formed a circle
Just like "Enter The Dragon"
I was defending myself
From snowballs coming at me
I said, "I'll come back then
And get you one-on-one."
"Oh yeah? We're no longer friends,"
As he started to run

Screaming, "Tell me what I did."
Tears in my eyes
"Tell me what I did
Tell me what I did."

Tell me what I did
Tell me what I did
Tell me what I did
Tell me what I did
T-t-t-tell me what I did