Stuff Like That There

(album: For The Boys - 1991)

"Here she is, direct from the convent, Miss Dixie Leonard."

I was alone on a shelf
in a world by myself.
Oh, where could my Prince Charming be?
But a man came along,
made my life like a song,
and taught me these words of ecstasy,
tenderly.

I want some hugging and some squeezing
and some mugging and some teasing
and some stuff like that there.
I want some petting and some spooning
and some happy honeymooning
and some stuff like that there.

I used to think that love
was just a lot o' rubbish;
a mess o' cabbage, a mess o' cabbage.
But now my attitude
is wholly lovey dovish,
and baby, you, you've done it!

I want some kissing and some hoping
and some missing and some moping
and some stuff like that there.
I want some leaping and some chasing
and some weeping and some pacing
and some stuff like that there.

And when I get a certain feeling I confess it.
There's really only one expression to express it.
I want some hugging and some squeezing
and some mugging and some teasing
and some leaping and some chasing
and some weeping and some pacing
and some stuff,
I want some stuff like that there.

I used to think romance was bunk,
a double mickey for the ickey.
But all at once my heart was sunk,
and baby, you, you done it!

I want some kissing and some hoping
and some missing and some moping
and some stuff like that there.
I want some leaping and some chasing
and some weeping and some pacing
and some stuff like that there.

And when I get a certain feeling I confess it.
There's really only one expression to express it.
I want some hugging, squeezing,
mugging, teasing and some stuff,
stuff like that there!
Oooooooooh!